Half Life 2

Two words... Wow!

What is the worst thing you can say to insult a Klingon?

Hey, if you really need to know how to insult a Klingon and plan on using it, then you are a braver man than I. Either that or a crazy person who believes Star Trek is real. If that is the case, watch Trekkies. Or see a shrink. Better still, do both. Or put the world out of it's misery and end your pitiful existance.

For the record it is "Hab SoSlI' Quch", which means 'Your mother has a smooth forehead'.

Nothing is Ruined. Still.

Yep it is at it says above. Nothing is still ruined. Let me just try to fix it. I know there are sceptics out there mentioning no names. For the sake of argument lets call him Mr Shackleford... No, Peter, thats better, Peter. Trust me it is very easy to ruin nothing. Far easier than you expect. Dang I ruined it again. Now I have to start all over... Now where is that antimatter?

I'm ever so sorry guys!

As the title of this post states, this is going to be a post of apologies. Don't get me wrong I'm not going to get down on my hands and knees and beg or anything. After all you are all merely human (Please don't ask what I am. I think it is a poor approximation of the homosomethingelseotherthanwhatyouaresupposedtobe genus. The jury is still very much out on that one. In fact they are so out on that on they make the arch bishop of Canterbury seem perfectly... Normal.) Man that was one big bracket... Some of you are wondering what I look like, (Fools!) I would show you but the influx of solicitors letters I’d receive demanding compensation for fused retina’s would be too much to bare. On to the unfortunate section for apologies. I have to apologise (there’s that word again) for the distinct lack of activity regarding my blog. It has been a busy time for me, not that I am making excuses or that I need to. I’ve moved universities and changed courses from Computing to Contemporary Theatre and Performance. Is that the sound of someone going ‘wha….?’ over the connection between these two completely different subjects? I believe it is. Allow me to explain what the link is between the two subjects and set the record straight once and for all. They both begin with the letter ‘C’.
For those of you not satisfied with my more than adequate answer I’ll give you the real connection. ME! No seriously, me! Allow me to explain, pitiful human. Before at Staffordshire University I was studying computing and going to a theatre group on the side. I hated this arrangement because in my life prior to university the theatre had been a very large part of my life. So when I was helping out at an open day at Manchester Metropolitan University and the offered me a place how could I refuse? After all it was my original first choice for University! So I reluctantly accepted the position and now I am a Beta tested for Satan (check the link if you don’t believe me) and I am much happier. To a point. There’s still the odd bit of worry now and again but c’est la vie! In fact the week before we split for Christmas I put in over 80 hours for my course, which included learning how to edit video using my PC, which is not as hard as you think it is! In fact it is quite fun. Well it was for me when I could stay awake long enough to enjoy it. So don’t let anyone tell you that doing things for university is easy!

On a serious note though. Please spare a thought and a prayer for those not as fortunate as ourselves, such as the people in Asia after the dreadful events of the Tsunami. If you can donate please do so. I believe Oxfam and the British Red Cross accept donations in their stores.

Goodbye for now and please ignore the disgusting colour scheme!