Peter, one of the people I am living with said to me earlier...
'Richard, you know how you're kind and everything...'
'Yes Peter, what now?'
'Can I use your computer while you are out?'
Now, I must tell you about Peter's computer. Last time anyone checked it was riddled with viruses and runs at about 0.24% efficiency, so I was hardly going to say yes. Rapier-like was the reply in its subtlety,
'I may be kind, but i'm not stupid!'
Ah, well, Peter maybe next time!!!